Jynx’s 10 Rules of Food Sharing with Your Magical Being
Rule 1 - Jynx inspect food. Protect Lykie!
“Save Lykie! Jynx eat first.”
If smell ok, must take long taste. If smalls bad, Lykie may have.
‘Really? Vegetables are dangerous!”
Rule 2 - Jynx get first bite.
“Jynx brave. Jynx volunteer.”
Rule not hard. Jynx First!
“Yep! Jynx has already saved me from three meals today.”
Rule 3 - Jynx need fair portion
“Lykie small. Jynx need more.”
Jynx examine food. Jynx’s food bigger. Not bigger, why?
Does fair mean I get some too?
Rule 4 - Jynx own unattended feed
“Lykie leave food. Lykie abandon. Jynx eat.”
Jynx say Lykie move 3 steps, Jynx eat food.
Going for a fork is not abandonment of my food.
Rule 5 - Migaly Law - Fish Mine
Fish is Migaly’s. Jynx eat! Why Lykie Mad?
Jynx get Fish. Lykie eat other.
Where exactly is this law written?
Rule 6 - Manners Good - Must Reward.
“Jynx sit nice. Give Jynx bite.”
Sit gets 1 bite. Paw gets 2 bite. Purring get More.
Your manners have cost me half of my dinner.
Rule 7 - Scientific fact - Lykie Food Better
“Same food. Lykie food better.”
Same food, must try Lykie’s.
I put his food on my plate and he ate it. He said it tasted better. Very interesting.
Rule 8 - Must prevent Bad Food
“Jynx eat Lykie’s food. Jynx helping.”
Jynx must save Lykie. Lykie not eat food. Food is bad.”
Food on my spoon is not waste!
Rule 9 - Emergency Overides Rules
Emergency almost hungry mode - Sighing, hard staring and complaining.
“Emergency, Jynx see bowl bottom!”
Must see food. No food. Emergency!
Stars, Jynx! Really, an emergency?"
Rule 10 - Jynx Decide
Jynx decide! Jynx fair!
I appealed his decision, but apparentyy Jynx can deny my appeals.
Jynx make system simple. Lykie no understad. Lykie make hard!
Angelika: “Jynx, this isn’t a guide to food sharing. It’s a guide to giving you my food.”
“Lykie understand! Training working!”
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