Jynx’s 10 Rules for Recognizing the Migaly Is Always Right
Rule 1 - If Jynx sayts there is danger than there is danger.
“ Jynx instinct superior. Questions waste time! Jynx say danger. Lykie move!.”
“If ears back, staring and tail twitch then danger. Move!”
“Since when is a cave bird dangerous?”
“Bird fly low. Suspicious.”
Rule 2 - Jynx mind change. Still Right!
“Jynx right then. New smell. Jynx right now.”
“Smell always Accurate. Jynx right!”
“Very convenient.
Rule 3 - Silent then agree
“Lykie say nothing. Lykie agree.”
”Three beats quiet. Rule is Jynx right.”
”I’m always quiet when I sleep.”
“Too Quiet.”
Rule 4 -No Argue with Jynx, Argue prove Jynx right.
”Lykie Argue with Jynx. What wrong? Lykie confused.”
”Longer Lykie Argue. More Jynx know he right”.
”So if I disagree with you it proves your right?”
”Lykie learn.”
Rule 5 - Jynx know more.
”Sometimes don’t want to tell why. Sometimes don’t know why. Jynx knows things.”
”Instinct, smell, magic, guess, reasons Jynx knows.”
J”ynx gets more positive when he has no idea what he is doing.”
Rule 6 - Jynx location always right.
“Jynx where he is for reason..”
”Jynx comfortable. Jynx stay where is. Jynx correct.”
”Jynx always sits on what I need.”
Rule 7 - If it fall. It needed to.
“Jynx never knock over by mistake. Was too close to edge.”
”If items fall when paw touches too close to edge.”
“And why exactly did it take seven pushes?”
“Jynx text thoroughly!”
Rule 8 - Jynx no like person, must investigate.
“Jynx excellent insticts. Jynx no like. Lykie watch!”
“Jynx have feeling.”
”I actually listen to this rule.”
“Should listen always!”
Rule 9 - Jynx proven wrong. Jynx not wrong.
“Evidence suspicious!”
“Reality needs second inspection!”
“Jynx is never wrong. Apparently the universe is temporarily mistaken.“
Rule 10 - Jynx have final say if right.
“Jynx review Jynx decision!”
“After thought Jynx right!”
”What happens if you think your wrong?”
“Never happens.”
“Jynx always right because Jynx Jynx.”
Angelika: “It’s easier to let him believe he’s always right.”
“Lykie finally understand! Lykie right! Training working!”
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