Jynx’s 10 Rules of Food Sharing with Your Magical Being
Rule 1 -Jynx Demands. Must start behind ears!
“Behind ears, first! Lykie need learn..”
“If eyes still open after 3 scratches, Lykie wrong. Move, now!“
‘I didn’t realize there was a test!”
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Rule 2 - Lykie must scratch both ears.
“Right ear exists! Must balance scratching with left.”
“Must Keep count. Must be equal scratch.“
“Your count is wrong, Jynx. There’s no way the right ear is 50 scratches behind. I just started less than a beat ago!”
Rule 3 - Advanced scratch under chin. Only experienced must try.
“Scratch need improvement. Little right. No, Lykie, other right..”
“Lykie must keep up with head moves!“
“Apparently the direction of scratching is important. Jynx, you know I have problems with navigation!“
Rule 4 - Belly up, must not scratch!
“Lykie no touch belly! Lykie, learn.”
“Belly up, Lykie touch, Jynx complain.“
“You rolled over to showed it to me! Are you testing me again?“
Rule 5 - Migaly Law - Must not stop until Jynx says.
“Why hand no move?“
“Scratch not stop until Jynx move!“
“My hand hurts! Where are you getting these laws from?“
Rule 6 - Jynx paw mean continue.
“Simple! Jynx paw mean more”
“One paw - scratch more. Two paw - Lykie fail. Scratch more!“
“I used to think the paw was affection. I was wrong!“
Rule 7 - Purring means acceptable.
“Jynx purr. Scratch adequate. Improvement needed!.”
“More purr, better scratch.“
“Adequate, really! My hand can barely move!“
Rule 8 - Must prioritize scratch Emergency!
“Itchy. Emergency scratch!”
“All scratches Emergency!“
“He once woke me in aurora rise to scratch his chin“.
“Scratch no know time!“
Rule 9 - Itch change location. Must scratch there.
“No scratch there, here!“
“Lykie hand no in right place. Jynx roll to other part.“
“Why now? I scratched your ears for more than 10 beats?“
“Spot was good then. No now“.
Rule 10 - Jynx decide when stop.
“Jynx decide when done!“
“Scratch done when sleep or bored.“
“When do I decide?“
“Lykie, funny!“
“Training Improving. Still needs work!“
Angelika: “Fine, five more beats then, and be both know I mean more than five.”
““PPRRRT! Jynx satisfied!“
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